OMG Chicago, you did NOT just say that!
Older man and younger man sit back to back at different tables at Argo Tea.
Older man: (gets up) Excuse me.
Younger man: Hey man, I’ve been sitting here for two hours and you’ve been farting on me the whole time!
— Argo Tea near Michigan Ave. Via Jared N.
CTA rider: What’s a pirate’s favorite “L” stop?
… Arrrrrrrrrgyle.
— CTA brown line. Via twitter @livingroovy
Two girls. Mid-20s, sunglasses, professionally dressed.
Friend: What church are you getting married at?
Girl: The church my mom wanted, but I am disappointed.
Friend: Why?
Girl: The aisle is short. That means I will only be walking down for like a minute or two. I really wanted more time for everyone to stare at me.
— Nail salon in Chicago.
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