Funny guys
Elliott brings zombies and the president together in “Ash Saves Obama No. 1.” Marc Silverman doesn’t, but you can hear him from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. on 1000-AM.
Jimmy Greenfield
Phillip Thompson
Leo Ebersole
Elliott Serrano
Marc Silverman
I was so excited to see the Bears playing again on Sunday that …
… I tuned in this morning to listen to Silvy without a mallet at my side.
… I Peavyed my pants.
… I nearly forgot to cringe when Kyle Orton showed up in a Broncos uniform.
… ahem, everyone thought I had just been to the AVP beach volleyball tourney.
… I sat shirtless showing off my abs, waving and yelling “you can’t see me,” while playing with my sock puppet.
Will Jake Peavy start a game for the White Sox this season?
No, but that’s good news. This trade was always meant for the future.
Yes, and sorry about that first answer, Jake.
Not until his elbow is loose enough. I recommend massage, booze and Keith Sweat.
Waitaminute! They’re still playing baseball in Chicago?
Is there really room for him the way Contreras and Garcia are pitching?
What is the best thing about the Cubs, White Sox and Bears all playing on the same day?
Hey, who doesn’t love three exhibition games in one day?
As the “rule of three” entry on Wikipedia puts it, “things that come in threes are inherently funnier.”
No need to read the Facebook statuses of your exes: It’s your one-stop shop for soft weeping.
You have plenty of time to mow your lawn.
Got a chance to see a lot of guys I hope get released.
What was Mark Cuban doing in the Wrigley bleachers Sunday?
Proving he’s not a sore loser.
Kissing Bums?
Observing the fine art of beer-hurling to prep for his next run-in with NBA officials.
Giving pointers on the appropriate way to heckle Milton Bradley.
He recently lost his bid to buy the Cubs and heard most losers sit in the Wrigley Field bleachers.
How did the weekend’s cool weather affect the AVP beach volleyball tourney at Oak Street Beach?
Who knows, but I’m sure the cold weather had a nipple effect.
I’ll describe it as “nippy” and leave it at that.
All wedgies had to be removed with the jaws of life.
The athletes appeared as happy to see me as I was to see them.
It looked as though there was a lot of excitement.
