Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com.
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Lynda Lopez, Prosser
Lee Pikelny, Lincoln Park
Hannah Widmer, Homewood-Flossmoor
Erayna Wright, Jones
MODERATOR: A loss to Green Bay. A season-ending injury
for Brian Urlacher. The only way things could be worse for the
Bears is if …
LYNDA: … their multimillion dollar paychecks get reduced. Oh, no, who will buy their fancy houses now?!
LEE: … Jay Cutler throws four intercep … wait …
HANNAH: … got a real bear to play on the team.
ERAYNA: … they get ANOTHER player like him that constantly fumbled the ball!
MODERATOR: First Serena Williams, then Kanye West–who
will be the next athlete or celebrity to have a public meltdown?
LYNDA: It’s always the ones you least expect. Disney Channel stars, anyone? Zack and Cody?
LEE: I still believe Lou Piniella is cooking something up. He’s getting redder and redder during each interview.
HANNAH: Probably Oprah.
ERAYNA: Maxwell.
MODERATOR: MMA fighter Kimbo Slice said his dream
opponent would be Mike Tyson. Who would be yours, and
why?
LYNDA: I’m not too keen of the idea of having a “dream opponent.” I want to make it through high school in one piece.
LEE: Cubs former closer, Kevin Gregg. He can’t throw a strike, so how could he throw a punch?
HANNAH: Michael Jordan, because he was in that movie with Bugs Bunny.
ERAYNA: A certain someone that broke my heart … 😉
MODERATOR: If you could invent a new sports drink, what
would it be called?
LYNDA: The Adrenalade! The new, cooler version of Gatorade!
LEE: Berry-Roids. It seems like enough players are using performance enhancing drugs, so the product should be marketed in a fun-sized pouch.
HANNAH: Speed Sauce.
ERAYNA: Intensity.
