Paula Abdul donned a short blond wig and a menswear-style suit while hosting her “American Idol” consolation prize — “VH1 Divas” — in New York last week. She was channeling “Idol’s” newest judge, Ellen DeGeneres. Just like Ellen awkwardly dances her way down the aisles while taping her talk show, Paula boogied around the auditorium before plopping down in an armchair not unlike those on the “Ellen” set. To be fair, Paula did wish her replacement good luck at the end of the routine, but we couldn’t help but sense a little twinge of regret under her smiling face. So what else could we do but force the two hostesses to go head-to-head in a RedEye faceoff?
CURRENT JOB
Abdul
Hosted VH1’s “Divas,” working on a new album
DeGeneres
X Talk show host by day, “Idol” judge by night
DANCING CHOPS
X Former Laker girl, professional choreographer
Sticks mainly to aisle-dancing
MUSIC STREET CRED
X Six No. 1 singles and a Grammy
Known to karaoke with superstar guests
PAST DUET PARTNERS
MC Skat Cat
X Josh Groban, John Mayer, Jennifer Hudson
SHOT AT SIMON
X “He’s from England, he’s angry and he’s got Mad Power Disease.”
“I’m putting a sneeze guard up between us.”
THE WINNER: ELLEN DEGENERES
“Idol” still oozes top ratings, and Paula blew her ride on that gravy train.
Sources: Billboard, Extra




