What better time to bring back the Wearwolves than to get their take on the Emmy red carpet?
RALPH FASANO & JEFF WORTH
his stuff
TENNILLE WHITE
Designer
KYRA KYLES
kkyles@tribune.com
ANNA TORV
The Guys: Wow!!
Tennille: She certainly doesn’t look like an FBI agent in this gown.
Kyra: Contestant on “Dancing With the Stars?” No? Too bad.
BLAKE LIVELY
Dress essentials: needle, thread, doublestick tape.
Too much cleavage; somebody get her a sweater.
Red. Hot.
JANUARY JONES
Super Space Heroes engage!
Versace does a body good. Breathtaking.
She looks like a Grecian delight. The “300” would be proud.
VICTORIA ROWELL
No, she can’t!
She should be passing us the Obama hot sauce with the picnic table dress.
Next time you make a statement, make sure it’s a fashion statement.
MILA KUNIS
Goth ballerina
This is tulle-die-for!
Lovely girl, but that dress looks like a wine-soaked tutu.
SARAH SILVERMAN
Camera adds 10 pounds; dress adds 50.
And the Hot Mess award goes to …
Hopefully, this dress was a joke.
