for Sept. 28through Oct. 5
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIBRA
Sept. 23 to Oct. 23
You’re going through a huge existential crisis, but admit it: You get off on the melodrama. You’re never happy unless your life is in total turmoil. Right now, love, housing and work situations all are in flux. Neptune says get used to it.
Scorpio
Oct. 24-Nov. 21
A psychic moon has you analyzing your partner to death. You’re focusing on every little flaw, wondering if it will be fatal to your relationship. Remember, you’re not perfect, either. It is possible for two imperfect people to remain in love for the long term.
Sagittarius
Nov. 22-Dec. 21
You don’t want to think about tomorrow. You’re living for today. You’ll date someone hot but stupid and focus on getting some action. You can always “forget” to call him or her back tomorrow. The full moon has you expressing your dark and shallow side.
Capricorn
Dec. 22-Jan. 19
Hard-headed Mercury has you contemplating the bottom line. If your partner isn’t shouldering his or her share of the responsibilities, you could be considering a split. Remember, your partner isn’t a mind reader. Talk things over before making a change.
Aquarius
Jan. 20-Feb. 18
You need to surround yourself with positive people. You’ve been depleting your energy by hanging out with vampires. The moon is reminding you that there is a sunny world of nice folks out there who can cheer you up with a little flirtation.
Pisces
Feb. 19-March 20
Mars is inspiring you to take action in the bedroom. Don’t wait around for your partner to be creative. Be ready with your own copy of the Kama Sutra and some massage oils. And don’t forget to limber up beforehand. Stretching today will prevent leg cramps tomorrow.
Aries
March 21-April 19
A full moon is increasing your ego by cosmic proportions. You know you’re hot stuff, and you’re not afraid to show off that marvelous figure. You’ll turn up at work wearing hot pants or scandalize business clients by showing major cleavage.
Taurus
April 20-May 20
You’re great at making new friends, and Mars is helping you chat up some sexy strangers. You’ll be at ease as you attend a party or networking event. One minute, you’re talking about sales figures. The next minute, you’re sexting 10 new friends.
Gemini
May 21-June 21
Neptune is increasing your desire to tap into the world of the mystical. You crave a soulmate who connects with you body, mind and soul. Unfortunately, you could be dating someone who is better at counting football scores than perfecting tantric yoga poses.
Cancer
June 22-July 22
You and your honey could experience a communication glitch. You wanted him to show up at 7. He thought you meant 7 a.m. Or you told her you were going to take her to a show, and she thought you meant the ballet, not a raunchy comedy night. Blame Mercury.
Leo
July 23-Aug. 22
A moon oppositionis making you unsure of yourself. Like Madonna hitting the big 50, you’re wondering if you’ve still got it. Of course you do. Fire signs never lose their sex appeal. One day, you’ll be in a nursing home fondling all the hot nurses.
Virgo
Aug. 23-Sept. 22
Mercury is finally going direct in your sign, and you feel better than you have in weeks. Your libido is through the roof. If you’re single, call up a friend — you know, the friend you have the special “arrangement” with.
