Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com.
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Erayna Wright, Jones
Sirrah Joof, King
Lee Pikelny, Lincoln Park
Matt Bator, Whitney Young
MODERATOR: What’s the real reason Chicago didn’t get the Olympics?
ERAYNA: It wasn’t meant to be.
SIRRAH: YouTube. We aired our dirty laundry! RIP Derrion.
LEE: Oprah didn’t give the Olympic committee brand new cars.
MATT: Definitely not because we had too few celebs!
MODERATOR: Anything you want to tell the people in Rio?
ERAYNA: Good luck with taxes!!!
SIRRAH: Don’t get cocky. You’ll never have Oprah!
LEE: Thanks for keeping Chicago from winning.
MATT: Maybe next year …
MODERATOR: Come up with a better name than “homecoming.”
ERAYNA: The Best Greatest Party Eva!
SIRRAH: Wait, who came up with “homecoming” anyway?
LEE: “Fake an Interest in Your School” Day.
MATT: Juke Central.
MODERATOR: Who would be a stranger couple than Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Laker Lamar Odom?
ERAYNA: Eminem and Mariah Carey.
SIRRAH: Whitney and Bobby.
LEE: Michael Vick and a veterinarian. I doubt he’d get to play with the dogs.
MATT: Jack Black and Lil Kim.
