Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com.
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Allison Prang, Bartlett
Allyssa Pollard, Neuqua Valley
Tanya Mookerji, Barrington
Erayna Wright, Jones
MODERATOR: Why has Shaq taken up yoga as a hobby?
ALLISON: Apparently he is a very stressed person and wanted to find a way to decompress.
ALLYSSA: He lost a bet. At least he’s keeping his word.
TANYA: Shaq taking yoga? I wouldn’t want to see that.
ERAYNA: To find his inner self.
MODERATOR: Why would an NFL rookie invite MC Hammer to
his contract negotiations?
ALLISON: Rappers must have good insights.
ALLYSSA: For good luck. And then he’ll have rights to the catch phrase “Can’t touch this.”
TANYA: Because no one can touch that.
ERAYNA: To do the “Stop … Hammer time” move across the field.
MODERATOR: If golf is going to be an Olympic sport, then
what else should be?
ALLISON: Baton twirling, by far!
ALLYSSA: Wife carrying
TANYA: Bowling
ERAYNA: Hip-hop dancing
MODERATOR: If Michael Vick can get his own reality show on
BET, then …
ALLISON: … more people will watch TV.
ALLYSSA: … dogs everywhere better be on the lookout.
TANYA: … so can Blago!
ERAYNA: … I can get MY own show too.
