Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com.
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Monica Bator, Whitney Young
Chris Betts, King
Lynda Lopez, Prosser
Lee Pikelny, Lincoln Park
MODERATOR: Marcus Jordan wore his dad’s Nike Air Jordans, which cost his college a $3 million Adidas contract. How can he make it up to them?
MONICA: He can’t. Unless, of course, he pulls some strings and gets Nike to sponsor the college.
CHRIS: He should get Adidas tattooed on his butt — now that’s commitment!
LYNDA: Send a hearty apology letter and a dollar.
LEE: Buy everybody on his college board a pair of Air Jordans.
MODERATOR: Jay-Z, Alicia Keys and the cast of “Glee” performed during the World Series. Who would you book for next year, and why?
MONICA: Rihanna and Taylor Swift, because they’re the best!!
CHRIS: I would book Trey Songz and Leona Lewis because they can actually sing, which seems to be rare for music lately.
LYNDA: I would book Taylor Swift. She would be sure to captivate the audience with her “Love Story.”
LEE: I’d book the person who schedules the Series. Once it starts getting played in December, the fans can throw snowballs at him.
MODERATOR: The Kansas City Royals traded Mark Teahen to the White Sox. What’s one thing you would tell him about playing for the Sox?
MONICA: Good luck 😉
CHRIS: PLEASE stay on your side of town, especially with your jersey!
LYNDA: Beware of the overzealous fans. They can be borderline stalkerish.
LEE: You’ll see fireworks after every home win. I know you aren’t very familiar with wins in K.C., so you’ll need to adjust.
MODERATOR: One chicagonow.com blogger says Jay Cutler’s celebrity look-alike is the kid from “Two and a Half Men.” Who’s your look-alike?
MONICA: Idk, Kristen Stewart — we got the pale thing going on. 😀
CHRIS: Boris Kodjoe. And people say I look like Drake.
LYNDA: People say I look like the Hispanic Tina Fey.
LEE: I don’t look like any celebrity. They look like me!
