Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com.
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Jimmy Loomos, Maine South
Yogi Patel, Maine East
Mariam Khawam, Lincoln Park
Jon Parker, Lake View
MODERATOR: Marcus Jordan wore his dad’s Nike Air Jordans, which cost his college a $3 million Adidas contract. How can he make it up to them?
JIMMY: Have his father buy Adidas (and while he’s at it, buy all of Florida too).
YOGI: Get his dad to have Nike and Air Jordan sign a $6 million contract. Besides, Air Jordans are better than Adidas basketball shoes.
MARIAM: Three million service hours at the school? Just a thought.
JON: Take them out to a $3 million dinner.
MODERATOR: Jay-Z, Alicia Keys and the cast of “Glee” performed during the World Series. Who would you book for next year, and why?
JIMMY: I can tell you who I wouldn’t book: Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake. I prefer to keep things G-rated.
YOGI: Whichever act is cheapest. Does anyone really watch the World Series for the musical performers? No! We just care about the ball game!
MARIAM: Forever The Sickest Kids. I just saw their concert, it was amazing.
JON: Someone not from New York, like the cast of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”
MODERATOR: The Kansas City Royals traded Mark Teahen to the White Sox. What’s one thing you would tell him about playing for the Sox?
JIMMY: Don’t wear a Cubs jersey to practice.
YOGI: Don’t worry if you mess up, nobody’s watching. Any real Chicagoan is too busy watching the Cubs.
MARIAM: Nothing but losing, mate, that’s the motto. P.S. Go Cubs!
JON: Don’t talk to the Cubs, and they won’t talk to you.
MODERATOR: One chicagonow.com blogger says Jay Cutler’s celebrity look-alike is the kid from “Two and a Half Men.” Who’s your look-alike?
JIMMY: If you squint a little and tilt you head upside down, I look like Wall-E from the Pixar film.
YOGI: I don’t need a celebrity look-alike! I myself am a celebrity. 🙂
MARIAM: I used to look like Mary-Kate Olsen when I was, like, 14. I don’t know now.
JON: I get Ben Stiller a lot. … Like a lot, a lot!
