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Zobia Chunara of Northside College Prep and The Mash accepted our Facebook Fives invite. Too bad That Guy did too. redeyechicago.com/5on5.
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Sunday without the Bears is like …
… an eye without a fork in it.
… Sunday without the prayers. Three Hail Marys does not equal purity in football.
… Twitter without Chad Ochocinco; jail without Mike Tyson; a supermarket tabloid without a Gosselin.
… a typical Sunday. They haven’t shown up for weeks.
… a Sunday without the sun.
The Eagles are next for the Bears. What’s your early take on that matchup?
Pretty even, what with Brian Urlacher and Chuck Bednarik both not playing.
Eagles: Always a bridesmaid. Bears: The drunk uncle barred from the ceremonies.
DeSean Jackson will DeStroy our secondary.
Not even the Bill Swerski super fan dance can save them from McNabb.
Since this is a home game, the Bears have a shot. On the road they suck — a lot.
What’s gotten into Joakim Noah this season?
On the advice of counsel I decline to answer.
Better question: What’s Jo Noah gotten into? Answer: A lady never tells.
Troy Polamalu forced him to switch shampoos.
He saw his reflection and it scared him.
He is doing really well because he has been averaging a double-double every game — almost.
Looking back, what do you think of the early-season paranoia around Blackhawks goalie Cristobal Huet?
I learned a valuable lesson: Don’t eat pot brownies before Nov. 1.
Because he’s from France? Perhaps Heut is the “boy” in “boycott,” circa 2003.
Not only is Cristobal Huet a great goalie, but a fine prestige cuvee with a full-bodied fruit bouquet.
I’m paranoid about my sex tape(s) getting online.
They were sort of right. Huet wasn’t that good when he started, and he still isn’t.
The Fire can get into the MLS Cup with a win Saturday. Say something to, um, fire them up.
We’re very proud of you, probably even more so than our other minor-league teams.
You’d better watch your step, Real Salt Lake girl/’Cause you’re playing with Fire.
Do it for Cuauhtemoc Blanco … who, um, is about to leave you.
The Bears blow smoke, the Bulls sparkle, and the Fire light it up every time.
The roof is on fire — we don’t need no water, let it burn.
