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To uglify
Wear your ugliest sweater for a chance to win prizes and sip $6 “Turtleneck Tosser” cocktails at 8 p.m. Thursday at JBar (610 N. Rush St.).
To gift
Send $1 Burger King gift cards to your friends with messages such as, “I like you just enough to feel badly about not inviting you to my Christmas party.” Get them at bkdollarholidays.com.
To watch
Catch “Here We Come A-Tasseling,” a free bartop burlesque show by Vaudezilla, at 10 p.m. every Thursday at the Blue Bayou (3734 N. Southport Ave.).
— via @windycityevnts
