Dec. 21-27
Happy b-day!
Sagittarius
Nov. 22-Dec. 21
As Venus completes a pass through your sign, you’ve learned a lot about what it takes to make you happy in the bedroom. From now on, you’ll demand more of yourself — and more of your partners. A “can-do” attitude will make things more exciting.
Capricorn
Dec. 22-Jan.19
Try not to propose to anyone this week. And avoid making plans to relocate across country with your lover. Mercury retrograde is urging you to slow things down. Test, evaluate and test again. Make sure this romance has staying power.
Aquarius
Jan. 20-Feb. 18
Crazy Jupiter is filling your head with wild ideas. You’ve decided you want to become an astronaut. You’re going to launch your own online business selling homemade puppy sweaters. Talk things over with your significant other to stay grounded in reality.
Pisces
Feb. 19-March 20
You’re wondering if you should try dating a completely different type. Uranus is inspiring you to think outside the box. If you go for conservative Republicans, try a crazy liberal for once. If muscle boys make you feel weak at the knees, date a skinny geek instead.
Aries
March 21-April 19
The sun has you fretting about your appearance. You’ve suddenly acquired thunder thighs or man boobs, and you wonder how this happened. Or you’re discovering wrinkles that weren’t there last week. Don’t worry — you still have some remaining powers of attraction.
Taurus
April 20-May 20
Those holiday mood swings are hitting you hard, and it’s not because you’ve been eating too many candy canes. Venus is reminding you that your romantic situation has room for improvement. Concoct a plan that will bring you true satisfaction in 2010.
Gemini
May 21-June 21
Mercury, your planetary ruler, goes into retrograde this week. Expect some communication glitches. Your girlfriend might hear “I love you!” when you tell her “I like ya.” Your boyfriend might assume that you want to raise six kids when you really meant six baby goats.
Cancer
June 22-July 22
Even the best relationships have times when they seem to be headed into reverse. With Venus opposite your sign, that’s exactly what’s happening. You thought your guy wanted a commitment, but he really thinks you should be committed. Things will be better in three weeks.
Leo
July 23-Aug. 22
The winter solstice is putting you in major hibernation mode. You just want to snuggle up with your partner for several months and tune out the world. Unfortunately, you still have to do stuff like go to work, pay bills and walk your miniature schnauzer.
Virgo
Aug. 23-Sept. 22
As Mercury goes into retrograde, you could find yourself in a minor funk. You’ll compare your achievements to your friends’ accomplishments and find yourself coming up short. It’s OK that you’re not married with three kids yet. Really.
Libra
Sept. 23-Oct. 23
Three planets are making you extra flirty. You’ll introduce yourself to a sexy stranger at a holiday party. You’ll send suggestive photos to a new online friend. Meanwhile, you’re still trying to sort out an on-again, off-again affair. The plot thickens.
Scorpio
Oct. 24-Nov. 21
You’re pining for a lost love, even if he or she was an idiot. Get over it. The moon is increasing your tendency to turn into a sentimental fool at the holidays. Don’t drunk-dial your ex just because her favorite Christmas special came on TV.
