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While on vacation in Hawaii, President Barack Obama vowed a tireless fight against al-Qaida, though critics noted it was also a tieless one. Well, rest assured, America. Your president is now back in Washington, again sporting neckwear and fighting bad guys. Because as any counterterrorism expert will tell you, the key to ensuring homeland security has always been a good Windsor knot.
Shirting the issue
So keep your shirt on, OK?
Tiger uncovered
And you thought one of his girlfriends would be the first to pose topless.
What a Brit wit
Meanwhile, Fox News analyst Brit Hume finds himself ensnared in the Tiger web after suggesting that Woods’ best hope for redemption would be a conversion from Buddhism to Christianity. That makes as much sense as saying a tie is the best defense against a terrorist attack.
the number: $177,000
Price paid for a 513-pound tuna Tuesday at Tokyo’s Tsukiji market, the highest sale price since a 440-pounder went for $220,000 there in 2001, a healthier economic time in Japan.
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