Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com.
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Lynda Lopez, Prosser
Lee Pikelny, Lincoln Park
Chris Betts, King
Erayna Wright, Jones
MODERATOR: Make a New Year’s resolution for an athlete.
LYNDA: Tiger Woods will stay out of the tabloids for at least a week, if he’s lucky.
LEE: Tiger Woods should lower his scores. I mean this about golf and extramarital affairs.
CHRIS: Tiger Woods won’t do anything else that could cost him an endorsement.
ERAYNA: Whatever you do: Do. Not. Lose.
MODERATOR: Make a sports prediction for 2010.
LYNDA: The Cubs will miraculously win the World Series twice in one year, defying all the laws of gravity and baseball.
LEE: Crying fans … lots of ’em.
CHRIS: The Bulls will be consistent and continue their streak. What streak that is, no one knows.
ERAYNA: Hopefully, the Bears will make some sort of comeback … and stick to it!
MODERATOR: Seeing Northwestern in the NCAA Tournament would be like …
LYNDA: … finding $1,000 on your way to school. You see it but you don’t quite believe it.
LEE: Insert joke involving Cubs/World Series here.
CHRIS: … T.O. playing for the Bears … hearsay and speculation.
ERAYNA: … seeing something that I never saw before.
MODERATOR: Alabama has “Roll Tide.” Texas has “Hook ’em Horns.” Make up your own slogan.
LYNDA: “Saving the world, one book at a time.”
LEE: Syracuse Orange: “Juice ’em!”
CHRIS: “Win for a change!”
ERAYNA: “Oh Let’s Do It!”
