FROM GOOD . . .
Andre Dawson
Class act got his due — even if it has to be in that weird Expos hat.
Patrick Kane
Image-conscious star tracked down Boston kid wearing his jersey in Fenway so he could autograph it. He scores again.
Ron Turner
Scapegoated, but leaves with dignity.
. . . TO WOODS
Charles Rogers
Former Lion found passed out in Mexican restaurant. Well, really, who hasn’t?
Tony LaRussa
You want disgraced Mark McGwire to pinch hit? Really?!
Chris Chelios
Arrested for drunk driving and speeding near Blackhawk Drive in Westmont. Who says he’s slowed down?
Jayson Williams
Noted danger-to-society crashed SUV into tree; charged with DUI.
Gilbert Arenas
Where to begin? (Dishonorable mentions: Fellow gunslinger Javaris Crittenton. And rest of Wizards team for staging a mock gunfight before a game on Tuesday.)
(TIGER) WOODS
PGA season has started and you’re still hiding. Man up, dude
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