What we imagined was being said and thought at the Golden Globes after-parties.
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Nicole Kidman: “Remember how we talked about the importance of shaving and getting a haircut?”
Keith Urban: “Mmmm. Scruffy. I am scruffy. I’m a hot little scruffy country man.”
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Diane Kruger: “Stop. I am holding a great pose right here. Stop talking. No, really. Stop.”
Joshua Jackson: “Listen, I know you are pissed that I took off my tie, but Robert Downey Jr. didn’t wear a tie and his old lady isn’t giving him crap about it.”
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James Cameron: “My hair is douchy, but I have a lot of awards and money, and I am leaning on the lovely Zany Salsana.”
Zoe Saldana thought bubble: “That is not my name, and I don’t want his hair touching me.”
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Taylor Lautner: “Don’t mind us. We are just talking about our hair and practicing our serious-guy expressions.”
Matthew Morrison thought bubble: “Hair. Hair. Hair.”
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Kate Flannery: “Hey look, there goes your career!”
Nia Vardalos: “I peed my pants!”
