Fantastic Phil
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PHILLIP THOMPSON
SCOTT BOLOHAN
DR. FANTASY
JEN PATTERSON
TWEETA
How are the Blackhawks of this year like the dominant Bulls teams of the 1990s?
Kane-Toews is like Pippen-Jordan. You’re killing me here, Question Guy.
Patrick Kane will be suspended for gambling.
They have the United Center in common, but let’s not burden the Hawks with this comparison yet.
Ask me again in June after they win the Stanley Cup.
Both start with B, both Chicago teams — otherwise, I’m afraid you’re mistaken. @scottkleinberg
Blackhawks + four hockey games in Canada =____________________.
Better health care?
Six points. Or 5.82 American.
The best hockey our northern neighbors will see until the Olympics.
Playoff preview.
Lots of Canadian beer! @MalDubya
How will the United Center be different after Disney on Ice?
Mickey Mouse goes looking for this NBA team named after him.
At the stroke of midnight, Joakim Noah will turn into a normal looking guy.
Goofy may replace Tyrus Thomas on the Bulls’ roster.
It may be renamed “Magical Kingdom on Madison” instead of “Madhouse on Madison.”
Smells better than after the circus. @HawkNut
If you lived in L.A., would you be a Clippers or Lakers fan?
Not the Lakers. I won’t get that close to Khloe Kardashian without a HazMat suit.
I love debilitating knee injuries and hate winning. Clippers.
Lakers. The Clippers aren’t even lovable losers like the Cubs. They’re just losers.
Next question.
This is like asking if I’d rather be hit in the head or the crotch. Pass. @angryfatgeek
Who is Rachel Alexandra?
Either a horse or a new addition to “Jersey Shore.” The two are not mutually exclusive.
Odds are she had an affair with Tiger Woods.
Horse of the year and hopefully a potential Five on Five panelist.
My alias when I’m on the road.
@ScottKleinberg’s secret crush. Reminds him of his favorite childhood toy. @gourmetlawyer
