As Conan O’Brien bid farewell to America last week on “The Tonight Show,” he said that if HBO does a movie about him, Tilda Swinton should play him. The award-winning Swinton was asked about this at the Sundance Film Festival this week and she said she would relish the opportunity to portray the redhead. “I would just be only too happy,” she said. Who else should be cast in the movie?
Andy Richter
played by Patton Oswalt
They have similar body types and Oswalt can be hilarious and deadpan. If it’s on HBO, he can curse a lot.
Masturbating Bear
played by John Mayer
Mayer told Rolling Stone he is the “new generation of masturbator,” so very little research will be needed for this role.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
played by Gonzo
There might just be a hidden layer of scorn and bile beneath the happy, goofy Muppet charm.
Max Weinberg
played by Colin Farrell
Farrell proved he can sing in “Crazy Heart,” so maybe he has a knack for the drums as well. He also can do American accents.
Jay Leno
played by Jon Gosselin
Both are a bit doughy and neither is funny.
