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These five’s game is so lame, they can’t even get into the Five on Five all stars. Play along at redeyechicago.com/5on5.
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What can Derrick Rose do to ensure he’s selected to play in the All-Star Game?
Have someone take the test for him. He may have SAT the last one out.
Get cut from the Grizzlies.
Considering T-Mac and Iverson, maybe aging 10 years and getting much worse will help.
Just ask Allen Iverson.
Pull off another dunk like he did the other night. That or leak nude pictures online.@deleteandrewind
How will the Bulls greet former teammate Thabo Sefolosha during Wednesday’s game?
With friendly punches. WWBBD: What would Billy Blanks do?
A firm hand Sefoloshake.
Somewhere between mild amusement and casual indifference.
Ask him what the hot spot is in OKC. Chili’s, T.G.I. Friday’s or Applebee’s?
I’m guessing by mispronouncing his name. @cisforconnie
How long will it take Brett Favre to decide if he’ll retire?
He’ll decide quickly, but like his passes, his decision probably won’t get good reception.
Not long. He’s very familiar with making picks.
No mortal can truly know the unfathomable mind of the great Brett Favre.
Hopefully not as long as the Bears’ coaching search.
Death. @danheinz
How excited are you about the Winter X Games?
Not very. Only one “X?” I’ve found three exes are better than one.
Very. USA! USA! USA!
Until I can start picking a Fantasy Mogul Ski League, not so much.
I am excited, actually. Watch for Ross Martin in the snocross event.
What’s that, the USOC expansion event? @salaminizer
Glen Davis want to lose his “Big Baby” nickname, so give him a new one.
Glenopause. Seems like he’s getting hot flashes.
The Golden Brett.
Perhaps he can finally graduate to Big Infant.
Large Infant.
Fat Adult. @windycitywilson
