Johnny Depp, People’s reigning “Sexiest Man Alive,” has been described as a stallion, oh, probably about a million times. But a unicorn?
That’s new.
Still, that’s exactly what he’s compared to in this week’s GQ, which features a shirtless Depp on the cover of its “25 most stylish men in the world” issue.
“Johnny Depp’s a unicorn — a really glamorous, one-of-a-kind eccentric,” Barneys creative director Simon Doonan told GQ.
OK, sure, we admit Johnny D. is a little magical, but if he’s a unicorn, what does that make his fellow most stylish men? We’re no mythology experts, but we’ve seen enough “Harry Potter” movies to make a few guesses.
Robert Pattinson: Gargoyle
The quiet, brooding Pattinson, champion of the emo kids, would probably enjoy being made of stone and sitting alone high on the edge of a church.
LeBron James: Titan
Huge and powerful, with the status of a Greek god? Yep, that pretty much sums up LeBron.
Brad Pitt: Phoenix
With all the recent gossip about whether Brangelina is no more, no doubt Pitt wants to shed these rumors and emerge a new man.
Jay-Z: Dragon
The way this rapper drops rhymes is hotter than any fire spewing out of a dragon’s mouth.
