As LeBron James holds the sports world hostage, we think it’s pretty clear where the megastar NBA free agent will play next season. Not Miami or New York. Nor will he stay in Cleveland. Just connect the dots. The signs are there for any faithful Bulls fan to see:
LeBron says he intends to wear No. 6 next season.
The Bulls have won six NBA championships.
LeBron will sign with the Bulls.*
LeBron was born in 1984.
Michael Jordan was drafted by the Bulls in 1984.
LeBron will sign with the Bulls.*
LeBron has worn uniform No. 23.
Jordan wore No. 23.
Jordan briefly wore No. 45.
Madison and Monroe were the fourth and fifth presidents of the United States.
The United Center is located between Madison and Monroe streets.
The Bulls play at the United Center.
LeBron will sign with the Bulls.*
LeBron is friends with rapper Jay-Z.
Jay-Z has a song called “99 Problems.”
After Jordan retired in 1998, the Bulls had a lot more problems in ’99.
LeBron will sign with the Bulls.*
LeBron receives fan mail.
The U.S. Postal service said Tuesday it would like to raise the first-class rate to 46 cents.
The 1985 Bears won the Super Bowl thanks in large part to the 46-defense.
The Bears play in Chicago.
The Bulls also play in Chicago.
LeBron will sign with the Bulls.*
*Unless he doesn’t
