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Napkin is from the Shake Down Street Saloon
EXPLANATIONS
Hairspray fumes made him crazy
Drawing of a cassette tape / equals sign / audition
CTA Seniors Ride Free Card (Mention when confused)
WITNESS LIST
Barack, Rahm, nobody
REASONS FOR NOT TESTIFYING
Bird Flu, H1N1, Mad Cow disease
LEAD ATTORNEY
Sam Jr? Sr? Jr? Sr? Jr!
THEME
24 counts? One for every hour of the day I was working for the people of Illinois.
Michael Lehrer is a writer and performer at The Second City, 1616 N. Wells St., Chicago.
