As a former Illinois resident and current Bears fan now living in Green Bay, I am always amazed how the residents of this city have no other life outside of the Packers. We now have a revised version of the Lord’s Prayer configured for the Packers:
Aaron Rodgers, who art in Lambeau, Hallowed be thine arm. Thy bowl will come, it will be won, in Dallas as it was in Lambeau. Give us this Sunday our weekly win and forgive the less-passers as you will not let them pass against us. Lead us not into frustration, but deliver us from Bears. For thine is the MVP, the best of the NFC, and the glory of the Cheeseheads, now and forever. Go get’em. Amen.
Oh well, I hope the Packers lose … but alas, it starts all over again later this year!
— Rick Koenig, Green Bay, Wis.
