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WINNER:

“Hey, pal, why don’t you give the Fort Dearborn side a try?”

Dennis Allen, Wilmette

RUNNERS-UP

“First the Transformers and now this. When are we going to get some peace and quiet around here?”

Chris Coyne, Plainfield

Hey, move along. This is the designated quiet bridge.”

Paul Buchheit, Chicago

“How can we tax him?”

Marc Feldstein, Glenview