Like a good scout, we’re prepared for Lollapalooza. That is, we’ve sifted through the endless “don’t miss” guides and we’ve got our game plans figured out (go early to hit up Rainbow Cone; get up front for the best, sweatiest Girl Talk experience). But as much as we plan, we know we’ll still have some downtime in Grant Park this weekend, whether it’s chilling before the Eminem show or waiting in line for a Porta-Potty. To fill these voids, we suggest you do a little people-watching and tick off the items below as you observe them. Your prize? Congratulations, you just killed 5 minutes. It’s almost your turn at the Porta-Potty. ARIEL@TRIBUNE.COM | @MISSARIEL
Row 1
1. Cop on a Segway
2. Face tattoo
3. Loud, drunk suburban teens
4. Extremely long line at Kuma’s stand
5. Topless girl
Row 2
1. Failed game of “keep the beach ball afloat”
2. Smuggled-in beer can
3. Empty hand sanitizer dispenser
4. Eau de Marijuana
5. Head-to-toe leather
Row 3
1. Trippy barefoot dancer
2. Buzzkill guy complaining about this year’s lineup
3. FREE SPACE
4. Mosh pit
5. Baby in a BabyBjorn
Row 4
1. Cee Lo
2. Three friends, all wearing jorts
3. Blue hair
4. Musician who yells out the wrong city name
5. Public urination
Row 5
1. Child on a leash
2. Perry Farrell
3. Guy struggling to carry 4 beers
4. Dude wearing earplugs
5. Crowd surfer
