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I have been an avid fan of the Chicago Cubs all of my life. When I read that the poor excuse of a pitcher, Carlos Zambrano, was quitting our most American of sports, I was the happiest Cubs fan in the world.
Now I heard that he is going to be suspended for a month. Please do not let that person ever wear an American baseball uniform. Please!
— F. De Avila, Chicago
