The five most obnoxious yelpers you find on Yelp (with actual examples):
The Uninformed Locavore:
“I still haven’t been there since the last time I tried it after they changed ownership… I am almost positive that they no longer use local ingredients… so I am pretty sure that they are not only not as delicious…”
The Entitled Foodie:
“The pork rinds tasted like any pork rinds I’ve ever had… The pork belly
not even close
to David Chang’s Momofuku version I have flown to NY to enjoy…”
The Impossible to Make Happy:
“We need a restaurant that is or has: vegetarian friendly, gluten-free friendly, gluten-free vegetarian friendly, reasonable parking options, relatively cheap prices, good for groups, takes reservations… I’ll be honest, the food here has never blown me away… Will I be back? Yes…”
The Conclusion Jumper:
“Basically, the place is a bit creepy, mostly due to the female co-owner who stared at two men in my party with dagger like glances…”
The We-Know-It’s-You-Not-the-Restaurant Reviewer:
“I should have kept going when I saw the chintzy red awning… then (the waiter) comes back and is like are you ready to order? I was like, you want to tell us about your concept?… And let me say, small plates for
sure
…”
— C.B.
