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WINNER:
Dennis McGoldrick, Lockport
I heard that the CTA is hiring more aggressive conductors to catch fare-cheaters.
RUNNERS-UP:
Mary Ann O’Rourke, Barrington:
For the last time buddy, there in no Evanston Express. You’re on the Purple Line.
Jim, O’Neill, Chicago:
I remember 10,000,000 years ago when a gentleman would give up his seat to a noticeably pregnant T. rex!
Dennis Allen, Wilmette
Just ignore him. He always gets off at Wilson.
