Struggling to define yourself as a “nice guy” or something a little gruffer? RedEye is here to help. Take a minute to answer the quiz below to determine whether you’re a total softy, a total jerk or someone in between.
Your top artist of the year was …
a. Tyler, the Creator
b. Michael Buble
c. Bon Iver
d. Drake
(a. -2, b. +2, c. +1, d. +0)
When it comes to “The Office,” you’re a …
a. Jim
b. Creed
c. Ryan
d. I still bring up the U.K. version in conversation.
(a. +4, b. -1, c. -4, d. 0)
Open iTunes. Type in Jack Johnson. You find …
a. Nothing
b. Everything
(a. 0, b. +1)
True or False: You went to the Charlie Sheen tour.
a. True
b. False
(a. -1, b. +2)
Your idea of a first-date movie is …
a. “The Muppets”
b. Hey, so I just got Netflix Instant…
c. “The Descendants”
d. How did you know about the camera?
(a. +2, b. -2, c. +1, d. -1,000)
You asked out your last girlfriend via …
a. … your ex-girlfriend, also her roommate
b. … text
c. … phone call
d. In bed the next morning
(a. -3, b. 0, c. +2, d. -2)
A one-night stand …
a. … sometimes happens
b. … is my preferred method of dating
c. … was my last order at Ikea
(a. -1, b. -3, c. +3)
Results
11-16: Very nice. In fact, you’re creeping us out a little.
5-10: Perfectly pleasant. RedEye approved.
-10 to 4: Room for improvement. May we suggest renting a John Cusack movie?
-11 and below: Hopeless. You like shotskis, don’t you? Thought so.
