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Phil Thompson: Lots of Scrabble. Tackle Scrabble. |
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Scott Bolohan: My fantasy NFL Player Arrest League. Go Vick! |
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Clark Jones: I’ll catch Chelsea Handler’s new show until it’s canceled, so that gives me two weeks. |
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John Dooley: With a cuddly, wuddly Robbie Gould teddy bear, football season never ends. Not that I have one. |
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Christine Pawlak: Checking out some available tight ends. HOLLER! |
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Phil Thompson: How long are we going to play musical goalies (which, turns out, ain’t the ideal party game)? |
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Scott Bolohan: When Andrew Shaw stops feeling bad for their opponents. |
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Clark Jones: I hear Derrick Rose is working on his slap shot. |
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John Dooley: Once the Hawks adhere to the demands of the Mayan gods and burn Tommy Hawk as a sacrifice. |
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Christine Pawlak: When the sun rises in the west and … wait, that’s from “Game of Thrones.” |
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Phil Thompson: The GM doesn’t want to trade for a goalie. So the answer’s obvious: Trade for a new GM. |
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Scott Bolohan: Andrew Brunette. Just literally get him to move faster. |
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Clark Jones: That one move where they steal a flux capacitor and travel back to the 2010 championship. |
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John Dooley: Addition by subtraction: Bryan Bickell and John Scott left in the Rockies after the game against Colorado. |
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Christine Pawlak: A goalie. Ryan Miller might prefer Chicago’s winters to Buffalo’s. |
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Phil Thompson: The NBA’s giving a half-hearted effort–which is a comatose-hearted effort by regular-people standards. |
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Scott Bolohan: Geographic proximity to Detroit, Cleveland and Minnesota. |
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Clark Jones: They stopped eating that fake pink meat from McDonald’s. |
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John Dooley: Winning due to the post repertoire of Brian Scalabrine, leaving defenders amazed and confused. |
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Christine Pawlak: Have you looked at the East lately? The Wizards couldn’t beat a JV squad. |
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Phil Thompson: By throwing paper balls at co-workers. Oh, don’t get up in arms, I throw a changeup in there. |
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Scott Bolohan: By adding 15 pounds of muscle and learning a cut fastball. |
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Clark Jones: With a Mayan calendar, the Cubs were mathematically eliminated from the playoffs yesterday. |
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John Dooley: Ooh! I just realized I can use my Countdown to Twilight Opener Countdown Clock for something else. |
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Christine Pawlak: I’m not. I’m counting down the days until the NFL comes back. |
