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Brian Moore: Watching the Cubs blow up. This is also my Easter, Memorial Day and Labor Day tradition. |
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Matt Pais: Race around the world, blindfolded on a pogo stick. Round 1 still in progress. |
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Jim Walsh: Beer, baseball, burgers. |
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Kat Velez: Looking at the Blackhawks roster and wondering why some are still here past July 1. |
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Sarah Kustok: Working a baseball game … doesn’t get more American than that. |
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Brian Moore: … red, white and blue is to America. They go hand in hand. |
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Matt Pais: … regular eating is to all other days. Varies based on definitions of “regular” and availability of all-you-can-eat sushi. |
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Jim Walsh: … candy is to Halloween. Nothing more American than gorging. |
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Kat Velez: … blowing up stuff is to July Fourth. AMERICA! |
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Sarah Kustok: Really? Is anyone other than Kobayashi still doing that? |
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Brian Moore: With a one-finger salute. Or, I guess, a 21-gun salute. |
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Matt Pais: If he’s nice enough to meet opposing fans, they can be nice enough to at least not throw any hot dogs. |
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Jim Walsh: Take Pierzynski’s advice: Say hello, wish him luck and that’s it. |
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Kat Velez: Very loudly and angrily. |
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Sarah Kustok: With a #takejake T-shirt and A.J. Pierzynski’s stat sheet. |
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Brian Moore: Is drinking wine a sport? |
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Matt Pais: Uh, rather than inspire people to write, “The Worst Dive in the History of the Olympics,” I’ll sit this one out. |
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Jim Walsh: I’d give the balance beam a shot. Looks easy enough. |
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Kat Velez: Is drinking while yelling at hockey an Olympic sport? Then I’d do that. |
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Sarah Kustok: The extremity depends on the sport … |
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Brian Moore: “The All-Star Game doesn’t matter, move along.” |
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Matt Pais: “Come on, guys, let’s be adults about this. Just split the pretzel or buy another one. This is pretty juvenile.” |
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Jim Walsh: Here’s my advice: “Grow up, guys.” |
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Kat Velez: Fight to the death. |
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Sarah Kustok: Toss in crazy Cueto and start the millionth reality show. Everybody’s doing it. |
