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Phil Thompson: “Youk, you’re among family now (and by that I mean only relatives show up to White Sox games).” |
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Scott Bolohan: “Welcome to the second most successful franchise that can’t spell ‘socks’!” |
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Clark Jones: “Hey Kevin, Sox fans are like absentee fathers—they only promise to come to the games.” |
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John Dooley: “If you can find a way to put Orlando Hudson into a cornfield, a five-year extension awaits.” |
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Angi Taylor: “Traded in Bobby Valentine and last place for Robin Ventura and first place … sounds like we all win!” |
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Phil Thompson: He sleeps at La Quintana Inn. |
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Scott Bolohan: He’s been dead the whole time. |
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Clark Jones: If a pitcher throws 16 shutout innings and no one sees it, did it really happen? |
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John Dooley: An avant-garde non-knuckleball repertoire that’s somehow producing scoreless innings! |
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Angi Taylor: Staying away from Phil Humber. |
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Phil Thompson: Any night spot where Chris Brown is going to be. |
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Scott Bolohan: The road. Get it? Hit the road? Like trade him? Think about it. |
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Clark Jones: Start with LeBron’s ACL. |
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John Dooley: On a team that’s competitive. |
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Angi Taylor: In the White Sox lineup. |
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Phil Thompson: Rizzo hangs out one last time with the Pink Ladies. OK, sounded better in my head. |
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Scott Bolohan: Weakening his ACL and MCL. |
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Clark Jones: He could start with losing his luggage, then get used to that feeling. |
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John Dooley: Mani-pedi, facial, hot stone action … oh wait, that’s just me. Um, I don’t know. |
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Angi Taylor: Looking forward to free agency. |
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Phil Thompson: Unless the Bulls want to be the new 1990s Knicks, they need to turn up the Heat. |
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Scott Bolohan: Clear cap space to extend Carlos Boozer. |
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Clark Jones: Jokes about trading Africans? Even I’m not touching that. |
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John Dooley: To free up even more time for the great John Lucas III! |
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Angi Taylor: Only if we can still get that Kobe deal done … |
