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Sean Ely: Tournament officials serve Vegemite sandwiches before matches begin and all players are rushed to a nearby Melbourne hospital. |
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Pete McMurray: That I will watch the highlights on “SportsCenter.” |
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Ernest Wilkins: A guy with a lot of consonants in his last name will win. Bet on it! |
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Elliott Serrano: “Crocodile Dundee 3” will begin filming on the back nine. |
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Sarah Spain: Tennis will be played, that’s for sure! |
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Sean Ely: THE KID IS 25 AND MAKES $400M PLAYING FOR A TEAM CALLED THE “GOLDEN EAGLES.” WHY WOULD HE EVER LEAVE?! |
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Pete McMurray: Rise Sushi is on Southport near the park. Great joint! |
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Ernest Wilkins: Uh, we promise not to make those racist T-shirts we did when Fukudome came? |
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Elliott Serrano: Why threaten U.S.-Japan relations? |
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Sarah Spain: Do you hate winning but love pizza? This is the place for you. |
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Sean Ely: Adopt a recently surrendered dog named Wrigley. |
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Pete McMurray: Yoga with Madonna. |
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Ernest Wilkins: Hook up with attractive women and spend money. Are we sure he’s being punished enough? |
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Elliott Serrano: I hear Madonna has got nothing better to do … |
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Sarah Spain: Rock back-and-forth in a million-dollar chair in a multimillion-dollar home, insisting he’s gotten a raw deal. |
4. A major league ballplayer was injured by his dog, Wrigley. Discuss.
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Sean Ely: This simply proves nothing good has ever come from anything named “Wrigley.” |
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Pete McMurray: The curse continues and has transcended to the pet world! I blame Shawon Dunston. |
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Ernest Wilkins: Like his namesake, how much you wanna bet that dog smells faintly of pee all the time? |
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Elliott Serrano: Former Bears QB Brian Griese plays baseball now? Does the dog have a drinking problem? |
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Sarah Spain: Just another “Cubbie Occurence.” |
5. The Bulls have won five straight again. How encouraged are you?
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Sean Ely: If the Chicago Bulls LOST five straight, I’d be dancing in the streets. Once again: I. AM. FROM. DETROIT. |
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Pete McMurray: As encouraged as I was when they hired Tim Floyd. |
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Ernest Wilkins: VERY. I think a lot of folks gave up on the Bulls after the Deng/Rose ordeals. You shouldn’t have. |
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Elliott Serrano: This team can’t even make the draft lottery properly. Sheesh. |
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Sarah Spain: Terribly discouraged. This tanking thing is not going well at all. |
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