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WINNER:
Amy Scovill, Green Oaks, Ill.
It’s hard to get a grip with greasy palms.
RUNNERS-UP:
Jerry Shapiro, Northbrook
The Illinois taxpayers luge once again.
Journalism class at Morton East High School, Cicero
I need to get out of here before everything goes downhill. Noooo, too late.
Daniel Nolan, Chicago
Sorry, guys, but this is the only thing Mike Madigan lets me run.
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