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What’s Quickly? It’s where readers sound off on the issues of the day. Have a quote, question or quip? Call Quickly at 312-222-2426 or email quickly@post-trib.com.

I have a quote by me for Quickly: “Love is beautiful, but hate is not the same and is something totally different.”

Gary is spraying for mosquitoes. How about Valparaiso? We need mosquito spray immediately. We’re getting eaten alive.

To the person who stole my wallet at the Speedway in Crown Point: Please return the wallet and contents to Speedway. Keep the money, even though you ruined my day. Thank you.

I don’t know how the history books are going to grade President Obama, but I think he would have made a great Supreme Court justice.

Hey, sweetie, when a woman gets pregnant, her hormones are all in tilt and she becomes a raging idiot. It’s kind of too bad that the man can’t necessarily handle that kind of hormonal tilt. Then men end up leaving before they can wade through it.

Do you think Gary Mayor Karen Freeman-Wilson could have the mosquitoes sprayed in the East Glen Park area?

The railroad tracks on Calhoun Street cannot be crossed because somebody tore them up so bad you rock and roll like an airplane in turbulence.

For the person who asked if gay marriage will open the door to marrying a pet beagle, I say your pet beagle would probably turn down the proposal. Even dogs are smarter and have more compassion than you.

Parents, do you know where your children are at 9:30 at night with their bicycles? I almost hit three children riding their bicycles on a dark country road, Robbins Road, in Portage on a recent night. They were wearing dark clothes on three 20-inch bicycles. I came upon them, barely saw them and swerved just in time not to hit them. I don’t understand why they’re allowed to be out.

How much longer is God going to put up with this? We’ve taken prayer out of everything, aborted these beautiful babies and now legalized gay marriage? God have mercy on us.

Yeah, maybe it looks more appropriate to tuck your shirt in. I wear my shirt out because it’s more comfortable. It’s just more relaxed. Mind your own business.

OK, all you President Obama haters, it’s time to listen to his eulogy again. It was terrific and will go down in history.

The Chicago Cubs are amazing losers. Who loses this much? My grandmother supported them, and they were losers. My parents pulled for them, and they were losers. I’m 50 years old, and they’re still losers. We’ve been waiting for next year for a century. I’m waited out.

You can’t marry your 12-year-old beagle. He or she is a minor.

I just read an article about the marijuana users at the First Church of Cannabis in Indianapolis. I don’t know about the rights about smoking pot. But according to state law, there’s no smoking inside the church. That’s a law already so, regardless if it’s pot or cigarettes or what, they’re not supposed to be smoking.

Is it true that the state bird of Indiana and Illinois is the middle finger? It must be, because all you snobs think you’re more important than anybody else. That’s why you’re in everybody’s business, in your next-door neighbor’s business. You can’t mind your own. You’re always about “you’re ruining my property values.” Well, you’re ruining your property values just being a snob like you are.

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