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“Rockin’ Donald, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet …” – Brian Prosapio, Crestwood

Blog Extras:

“The Lone Deranger: ‘Hi-yo, Tweeter! Away!'”

Bill Kohn, Highland Park, IL

“It’s tweet to be President.”

Maria Hufnagel

“And behold, I saw the blue bird of the Apocalypse, its rider armed with a light of confusion.”

Dan Tompkins, Westmont

“10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more he’s tweeting up a storm, the bloody orange baron of the KGB!” (To the tune of “Snoopy vs The Red Baron”)

Rebecca Groble Hull

“Why would anyone think that TrumpCare is going to lay an egg?”

Neal Kotlarek

“The new Air Force One after renegotiating the cost.”

Jerry Mejdrich, Hinsdale

“The Bluebird of ‘Trumpiness'”

Ronald Giangiorgi , Antioch

“Obama said the sky was blue. He is wrong, VERY WRONG, REALLY WRONG….sad!”

Chris Sehy, Effingham

“The Ride of the Vulgaries”

Tom Wogan, Sr.

“This is tweet force 1, come in.”

David Polayes , Chicago

“Tweetle’dee and ‘Tweetle’dumb, look at me and my magical thumbs.”

Mark Apmann, Barrington

“Tweet my words, Trump / Pence, hashtag. Trump / Pence, Trump / Pence, Trump / Pence, hashtag. Tweet my words, Trump / Pence, hashtag. Trump / Pence, Trump / Pence, Trump / Pence, hashtag……. ” (To the tune of “Feed the Birds” from “Mary Poppins”)

Don Souder, Elgin

“He’s flying on a blue jay,

His opinions are just heresy.”

Lois Kline, Evanston

“With you, little bird, and my mood swings, I can be 140 different characters!”

Paul Lockwood, Woodstock

“A tweet from a twit.”

Maja Ramirez, Avondale

“The twisted twittler from the east rides again!”

Liz Cherco, Des Plaine

“That’s not a yellow Bellied Sap Sucker that’s a Yellow Haired Soul Sucker.”

Ken Hutter, St. Charles

“On a wing in a prayer”

Rosemary McGee , Palos Heights

“The Bluebird of Sappiness!”

Richard Johnson, Deerfield

“Hindsight is 2020.”

“OK, so I get a little carried away at times.”

Pat Foley, Homer Glen

“Here I come to Tweet the day!!!!”

Tony Dattomo , Plainfield

“I’m tweeting ‘Best health care system ever”‘and it autocorrects to ‘Love my Obamacare’. Bad. “

Ed Washak, Yorkville

“I just signed an executive order to make Twitter our national bird.”

Kevin Rhodes, Kildeer

“I swear to tell the tweet, the whole tweet, and nothing but the tweet, so help me Putin.”

Thomas C. Nance

“Targets are in range…….Tweets away!!!”

John Slenczka, Woodridge

“Commander in Tweet”

Brad McLane, Winnetka

“The last legal way to cross borders or looking for a new wall to build?”

Charles A. Krugel, Chicago

“Just traveling along, distracting with song, side by side”

Rich Lange , Woodridge