THE DUBYA ERA: D.O.A.
This column takes a back seat to no other column when it comes to declaring that presidential administrations have failed. Back in 1992, this column set a world indoor journalistic...
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INFLATE YOUR EGO AS YOU DRIVE
It is time for our popular feature, "Stuff That Guys Need." Today's topic is: the Humvee. Most Americans became aware of the Humvee (military shorthand for HUgely Masculine VEEhickle) during...
WHO SAYS THERE WAS NO Y2K DISASTER?
The year 2000 has just ended, unless--and I would not rule this out--somebody files a lawsuit claiming that the number of days in December was undercounted. Yes, it was a...
FILE THIS UNDER ‘WHEN PIGS FLY’
Does this sound like you? You never have enough time. You can't find anything. You're surrounded by random piles of paper--unanswered letters, overdue bills, a ransom note dated last August...
TERROR ON FLIGHT 611
Recently, my wife and I took our 8-month-old daughter on a trip involving five plane flights in one week. Many people would be reluctant to travel with a baby that...
THE TILE THAT BONDS
Today's topic for homeowners is: how to install a tile floor. Any home decorator will tell you that there is nothing quite like a tile floor for transforming an ordinary...
AWAY IN A MANGY STRIP CLUB
Here in Florida (Official State Motto: "I voted for WHOM??") we do not have what you would call a typical Christmas season. For one thing, it never snows, at least...
PROCEED TO THE YO-YO DEPARTMENT
On behalf of parents everywhere, I just want to say: Thanks a lot, Sony! We're all grateful to Sony because of the swell job it has done of promoting the...
SLEEP YOUR WAY TO MANLINESS
Today we present: Masculine Medical News for Men. Our first item concerns what could be the most significant medical discovery for men since the invention of the electric nose-hair trimmer....
SERVICE WITH A SLITHER
Recently I had a great idea while waiting on hold for Customer Service. That's pretty much all I do these days: wait for Customer Service. My call is important to...