Did One Direction rip off Zedd?
: The anguished face emoji. Zedd, you're so coy. According to an Instagram post (below), electro-house DJ and producer Zedd seems to think One Direction's "Drag Me Down" is at...
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Post-Lolla black boogers are totally normal
It's a weird day at the office when the staff is bitching about black boogers. Violating office etiquette regarding bodily function is kind of my thing. So when I got...
‘Are you smarter than your partner? How do you deal?’ Our ‘Threesome’ gives advice
Welcome to "Threesome." Each week, we'll take a look at a relationship question from the public and have three panelists give their insights. Have a question to ask? Shoot it...
McDonald’s is changing its menu, experience at hyperspeed
Is McDonald's really your arch nemesis?In recent years, McDonald’s, the largest American fast-food chain restaurant by sales, has had trouble shedding its cheap, unhealthy reputation. But less expensive doesn’t always...
McDonald’s, learn to love yourself, so we can love you too
"Even the napkins are greasy," a co-worker said triumphantly as she brought back a bag of McDonald's to the envy of everyone, even though no one would admit it. Everyone,...
Jupiter, Cassiopeia misspelled in art installation along new Loop pedestrian pathway
Looks like someone forgot to press the spellcheck button. Two words—Jupiter and Cassiopeia— were misspelled on public art installations that went up on a new Roosevelt Road pedestrian pathway in...
Absolutely everything is wrong with dad-bod mania
The Internet is currently exploding with dad-bod mania. And it must end. Now. What's a dad bod? According to Mackenzie Pearson of online magazine The Odyssey, "The dad bod says,...
You don’t have to be pretty to work at Abercrombie anymore
Hey, good lookin'. You're out of a job. Abercrombie & Fitch Co. is officially retiring its "appearance and sense of style" hiring rule. The Chicago Tribune reports the clothing company...
Shut up! Paul McCartney is not too old to headline Lolla
Since Lollapalooza's inaugural festival in 1991, Sir Paul McCartney, at 73 years old*, will be the oldest headliner in its history. But while the former Beatle is getting up there,...
RedEye Rundown: March Madness, Deadhead drama and back-door takeout
Who the hell cares about news headlines during March Madness? We sort of do at RedEye. Important things have been happening all over Chicago and the rest of the world....