Beat Monday blues, get free burritos
Monday bad. Free Chipotle good. Look. Old habits are hard to break. We get it. But today if you can chill with your white-rice, black-bean, sour-cream, guac, hot-salsa, double-chicken Chipotle...
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I blew up redeyechicago.com, rebuilt it from the ground up
Hi. My name is Jordan Monroe Schultz. I'm RedEye's Web editor. And I like to blow shit up. I like to tear things into tiny little pieces, analyze each of...
Reverse Miranda rights: Authority for the people
Since he was never arrested, it is likely that Michael Brown never was read his Miranda rights. It is even more likely that Darren Wilson never considered giving them before...
Lorde, age 12, covered Kings of Leon’s ‘Use Somebody’
12-year-old Lorde was undoubtedly an angel. The then pre-teen New Zealand singer-songwriter covered the 2008 Kings of Leon hit "Use Somebody." It's nothing short of magic. The audio, which Time...
T-Pain’s ‘Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin’)’ just as good without Auto-Tune
When T-Pain tells you to "Respect big pimpin'" in his 2007 mega release "Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin')," you better. Dude's got talent. T-Pain sat down with NPR for...
Kickstarter for Hendo Hover claims to have made consumer hoverboard
From a wheel-less Tek Dek prototype to full-on Marty McFly, a company is claiming to have invented a functioning hoverboard. >>Video HERE if you're on a mobile device. According to...
Cosmopolitan tries its sex positions in New York City’s Columbus Circle
Who doesn't like some good sex-themed self-deprecation? For years, Cosmopolitan has been feeding its audiences some fairly impossible advice regarding just which sex positions they should try in and out...
Sofia Vergara, Jimmy Fallon ‘Lip Flip,’ call Justin Timberlake a ‘papacito rico’
Was it Sofia Vergara or Jimmy Fallon who called Justin Timberlake a "papcito rico"? We're confused. Fallon hosted Vergara of "Modern Family" on Monday's airing of "The Tonight Show Starring...
‘Booty’ royalty Jennifer Lopez, Iggy Azalea release music video
Look. We all know it. Butts are winning these days. The New York Times wrote about it. Vogue wrote about it. A RedEye columnist wrote about Vogue writing about it....
How will the cast of ‘True Blood’ spend their time once the show is dead?
Pour out a bottle of O-negative: After seven sex- and fang-filled seasons, “True Blood” ends Sunday. And while we enjoyed six years of mythical creatures bumping gratuitous nasties, we have...