Parker: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair
Though Republicans profess to despise Big Government, especially the federal kind, it seems that what they really don't like is Democracy — and indeed prefer a monarchy. Yes, yes, the...
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Parker: Gorsuch steals the week
Watching the Senate confirmation hearings of Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch, one might easily find oneself wishing he were president of the United States. Alas, he's not. But Gorsuch's selection...
Parker: Yelling racist in a crowded nation
"Culture and demographics are our destiny." Stop. But Iowa Rep. Steve King didn't stop there. He continued to feed his foot deep into his gullet: "We can't restore our civilization...
Parker: Grading the president
Donald Trump, the human ruler, as in measuring stick, is at it again, this time grading his performance as president. Appearing on Fox News recently, the president gave himself an...
Parker: If young conservatives came looking for mentors, values confirmation, they may have wasted their ticket
Remember when conservatism meant deep thinkers and big ideas? Get over it. Today, conservatism means get your Miley (Cyrus) on and show us your tongue, shout Trump to the rafters,...
Parker: Meet the nuclear football
By now a few million Americans have met "Rick," the aide-de-camp who carries the nuclear "football" for President Donald Trump, and Richard DeAgazio, a Mar-a-Lago club member who posted a...
Parker: Should Gorsuch be approved, the court’s composition doesn’t really change
To review the left's reaction to Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch is to infer he's the spawn of Dracula — a cruel and bloodless beast who shrinks from the light...
Parker: Bannon is Trump’s conscience
Donald Trump seems to think he's still on his reality TV show shouting, "You're fired!" while President Stephen Bannon is busy drafting executive orders with his favorite black crayon. Such...
Parker: Pray that our country survives these next few years
So, that happened. Let us pray. Yes, of course, you can go back to sleep, Mr. Van Winkle, but it won't change the facts. Donald Trump is the president of...
Hosea, can you see?
Republicans can argue until their last breath that Trump objectors are sore losers, but isn't more at stake than "mere politics"? This phrase has been rendered quaint by such serious...