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1993 > January > 31
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TEEN CHARGED IN RAPES, ROBBERIES OF CHA ELDERLY
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A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE
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UPDATED `MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG’ SMOOTHER THAN THE ORIGINAL
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FROM AUTO INDUSTRY
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SKI BARGAINS
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STEINEM CALLS FOR VIGILANCE DESPITE GAINS
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NAPERVILLE N. CAPTURES TITLE AGAIN
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PRACTICALLY AGELESS
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SURVIVING THE ODDS
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TIMBER TALLY
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LINCOLN IMPERSONATORS FIND HONESTY IS BEST POLICY
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PROVISO W. GIVES E. AURORA LESSON IN HARD KNOX
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AS IN PITCHFORK
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UNDERCOVER WORK
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OFTEN, JUSTICE COMPLICATED BY CONFESSIONS
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ATHLETES’ FEATS
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PRESSURE-PACKED PAGEANT
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VETERANS ELIGIBLE FOR SCHOLARSHIPS
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MYKONOS COOKS UP A SEA OF TRADITIONAL GREEK FOOD
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MUDDY SUBJECT, PRECISE WORK YIELDS CONCLUSIVE RASH OF DATA
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Mary McCarthy is probably best known as…
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CLINTON, JEFFERSON
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TODAY’S RETAIL BATTLEFIELD, AND TOMORROW’S
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SEND IN THE UN
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On My Own (Jack Sheldon, Concord Jazz).His…
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IN FOOTBALL, BILLS’ PATTON FINDS HE’S CHIP OFF HIS MOTHER’S BLOCK
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SLEEP FOR CHEAP
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WANTED: THE UNCOMMON BUYER
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Stradella: “San Giovanni Battista” (Soloists, Les Musiciens…
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RETAILERS BOARD PHILADELPHIA RAIL STATION
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U.S. STORMS TOWN-AS ADVERTISED
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ESCAPE ROUTES
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DIAL `S’ FOR SAFETY
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SALINE SAFETY
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HAWKS ROLLING OUT CHELIOS BANDWAGON
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SPRING TERM IS CAPPED OFF WITH APPEARANCES BY LOCAL AUTHORS
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YUGOSLAVIA CONFLICT DEGENERATES
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DOWNING TREES
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MALL WALKING OUTDISTANCES JOGGING IN SOME KEY AREAS
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LITHUANIANS SPELL OUT MERCY LETTER BY LETTER
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ALL THE RIGHT MOVES IN IOWA TOWN
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ODDS-ON FAVORITE?
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ANTIQUE GUN TIES DAVIS TO SLAYING
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ZOE AND THE TICKING CHILD CARE BOMB
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STEPHEN SONDHEIM’S MUSICAL OFFERRED AT APPLE TREE THEATER
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NOW IT’S MEN WORRYING ABOUT MALE SEXUAL AGGRESSION
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AGENCY SAYS TESTS BACK PROPOSED REAR-IMPACT GUARD FOR TRUCKS
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WASH CYCLE
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SLEEP FOR CHEAP
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TAKING A QUICK DIP
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Handel: “Theodora” (Soloists, U.C. Berkeley Chamber Chorus,…
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FIELD & STREAM
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BABIES ARE BOOMING
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Boring … NOT!: Classical music and middle-grade…
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GAY DEBATE GOES TO CORE OF MILITARY ETHOS
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FAREWELL TO THE OLD GREEN BAG
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EVERYONE WAS HAVING A BALL
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EVERYTHING COULD COME UP ROSES, THAT IS, IF YOU PLAN AHEAD
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STRATEGIES FOR BEATING THE SYSTEM
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AS SEARS STUMBLES, NIMBLE PUSH AHEAD
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BACK ON THE BLOCK
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CORRECTED HISTORY
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East of the Sun (Lin Holliday, Delmark).The…
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HONEYMOON ADVENTURES
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WINTER REVELRY LIFTS THE COLD WEATHER BLAHS
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U.S., DENMARK PLAY TO SOCCER TIE
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BULLS RUN INTO NEW-LOOK NUGGETS
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BOUNCE BACK
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FORTUNE COOKIE MAKER
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GIRLS CAUGHT IN CHURCH’S WAFFLING ON ALTAR SERVICE
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BAR GROUP HONORS NEW JUDGES
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GIVE HIM A CHANCE
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TUNING IN FATHERS-TO-BE
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BABIES ARE BOOMING
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NAPERVILLE N. PINS DOWN 5TH STRAIGHT TITLE
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2 CHICAGO MEN STILL DETAINED IN ISRAEL
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REAPING THE RESULTS OF WINTER
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SHULTZ: BUSH BACKED ARMS FOR HOSTAGES
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ARCHETYPAL FOLKSINGER
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ONCE UPON A TIME
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THOMAS THEODORE CALLAHAN
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PAYTON `EMBARRASSED’ BY RUSH INTO HALL
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CHILDREN OF DIVORCE
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ARTISAN TRANSFORMS HUM-DRUM FURNISHINGS INTO WORKS OF ART
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GERMAN OFFICER INVOLVED IN PLOT TO KILL HITLER
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A TIP OF THE HAT TO ABRAHAM LINCOLN
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“Nonviolence is fine as long as it…
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AWARD WINNING BASEBALL COACH IS SOMEONE’S MOM
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PAWS INN PUTS ON THE DOG FOR PAMPERED COMPANIONS
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Slip-sliding away: Was there a future Kristi…
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ANTILLES STOPOVER
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`HOMICIDE’ LOOKS AT THE DAY-TO-DAY STRUGGLES OF COPS
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EYES ON U.S. SITES
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NORTONS A FAMILY SPLIT APART
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`NERVOUS’ MCHENRY WRESTLERS TAKE FOX VALLEY TITLE
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COME APRIL, PARTY’S TICKET WILL BE BLANK
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INDIAN TRIBE DIVERSIFIES FROM GAMBLING TO PASTA
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A BRIEF SAMPLER OF SHIMMY DISC DELIGHTS
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NO DISTRESS SIGNALS FROM THIS SEARS STORE
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A daffy hobby: Anyplace else, the fellow…
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BLOOMING GOOD IDEA
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ADULTEROUS WIVES
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LOOK FOR BEUERLEIN AT TOP OF BEARS’ LIST
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HYMAN “HY” PUSTIL
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TWO ECONOMIC SYSTEMS AT WORK IN CHINA
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LIVING UP TO STELLAR EXPECTATIONS
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XAVIER GETS MESSAGE, DELIVERS KNOCKOUT TO LOYOLA
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IS WORK WORTH IT FOR THIS MOTHER?
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“Everybody is tiptoeing around. The first time,…
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PROMOTING WARMTH
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TAIKICHIRO MORI, 88, WORLD’S WEALTHIEST MAN
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RATES START YEAR WITH RECORD LOWS
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MISSED CHANCES
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WHERE TO STAY, WHAT TO DO
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WEST SIDE MOTHERS
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HOT TIMES IN THE SAND AND SNOW
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RETAILERS BOARD PHILADELPHIA RAIL STATION
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ATTENTION, PLEASE: THE STREAK IS OVER
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2 KEY CLINTON PLAYERS MAY AID MIDEAST PEACE
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UNDERSTANDING MODERN WARFARE A KEY TO DEFENSE INVESTMENTS
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GAY SAILOR’S DEATH PERSONALIZES DEBATE
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BE PREPARED
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NO. 16 MARIAN FALLS TO 8-11 HOLY CROSS
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THE TIME MAY FINALLY BE RIGHT FOR CLINTON TO `REINVENT’ GOVERNMENT
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HELPING HIS DISTRAUGHT MOTHER WILL BE BEST HELP FOR GRANDSON
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THE CHALLENGES OF CHANGE
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FIND THE FEST
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Thurgood Marshall, 84, first black jurist to…
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LANDRY SHOWS THE TRUTH AND THE WAY-IN PRAYER
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PUMPERNICKEL’S IS THE PLACE FOR A SERVING OF GERMAN CULTURE
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TIP FOR TEENAGERS
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CONFERENCE GYM TITLE TO FREMD
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Lakefront fishing leaders received the sad word…
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TO SPUR REBOUND, JAGUAR REVAMPING ITS IMAGE
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OFFICIALS QUIETLY CONSIDER RADICAL SCHOOL PLAN
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DOWNERS GYMNASTS: 1 DAY, 2 TITLES
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U.S. DELAYS WASTE SITE IN CALIFORNIA
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VOLUNTEER `CUDDLERS’ PROVIDE LOVE TO PREMATURE BABIES
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DYNAMIC DUO
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ANGER
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GO WITH THE FLOW
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TOUGHING IT OUT
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BEARCATS RETIRE TWYMAN JERSEY
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ALL HERALD RAMIS
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ORLANDO MUSEUM SHOW TRACES HISTORY OF SUNDAY COMICS
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ELLIS PLAYS HIS ROLE OUT OF SPOTLIGHT
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PRESIDENTIAL BLUEPRINT
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PAT CORLEY
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Burlington Central 48, Marengo 46-Heidi Kein led…
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HAWKS TIE LOS ANGELES ON LATE GOAL BY ROENICK
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WITH TLC, CAR WILL LIVE A LONG, HEALTHY LIFE
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AMBUSH KILLS 2 ISRAELI SOLDIERS; PALESTINIAN FUNDAMENTALISTS BLAMED
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COLONIAL MEXICO
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2 KILLED, 2 INJURED WHEN TRAIN HITS CAR
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CAN SOUTH SHORE HELP SAVE THE CITIES?
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HOTEL’S SERENITY BECKONS
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UNDERSTANDING MODERN WARFARE A KEY TO DEFENSE INVESTMENTS
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15,317 WATCH TENNESSEE WOMEN WIN
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ARNOLD “BUD” FELCHER
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KEENE STEPS FORWARD, PACES ILLINI TO VICTORY OVER OHIO STATE
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JAPAN THUMBS NOSE AT WHALING BAN
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FREE THROWS LIFT NORTHEASTERN ILL.
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ELK GROVE COACH STRIKES PAYDIRT
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FOUNTAIN-SLURPING DOG NOT CONSIDERED IN GOOD TASTE
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FROM PERFUME TO POWER TOOLS, SEARS STILL BOASTS OF HAVING IT ALL
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JOHN W. BERGEN
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DRUG MONEY CLOUDS SKYLINE OF PANAMA CITY
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NO. 6 CINCINNATI CLOBBERS `PATHETIC’ DE PAUL DESPITE INFIGHTING
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“St. Louis Woman” (with Pearl Bailey and…
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THE UPS AND DOWNS OF BOUNCING BABIES
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LEARN HOW THE GROUNDHOG REPLACED THE BADGER AT `GROUNDHOG MADNESS’
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RICHES CHANGING NHL PLAYERS
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HELP FOR HEALTH
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ALL-AMERICA POWLUS PICKS IRISH
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`ALL-INCLUSIVES’ CATCH ON ACROSS THE CARIBBEAN
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NEED TO PROTECT RIVERS FROM OIL SPILLS
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Bogus Bill: The shipboard talent night was…
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TROLLOPE THE ENTERTAINER
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WRIGHT IN RACINE
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ANGER
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THORNWOOD’S `MISERY’ ENDS AT LEAGUE MEET
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FOR HAVEL, ACT II MAY NOT BE SO DRAMATIC
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FDA MAY DISPENSE WITH RULE REQUIRING PILL PRESCRIPTIONS
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FIRST LADY’S POSITION RAISES NOVEL QUESTIONS
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Amity Federal Bank for Savings, Tinley Park,…
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AN EX-EDITOR LAMENTS THE STATE OF MODERN JOURNALISM
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JAMMING
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CLEVER MANEUVER MAY HAVE EDGAR PLAYING BY MADIGAN’S RULES IN THE END
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SPORTS NUTS
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JAPAN DISCOVERS SEX HARASSMENT
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ANGER
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ALTERED STATES
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STURGEON HOOKING PROHIBITED
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FORMER SIMEON STAR OUT OF FUNK, BACK IN CONTROL
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SEARCHING FOR DAYLIGHT AT THE MALLS
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PASTA PRIMER
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PAXSON LOST FOR A MONTH
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TWO SCOOPS FATHER-SON TEAM IS ICE CREAM SCREAM
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HUGE CROWD PACKS THE STAR PLAZA. . .
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REBUILDING AND DEVELOPMENT NEXT PRIORITIES FOR SOMALIA
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MAGIC CARPETS
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DOG DAYS
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BILLS CAN BE IMMORTAL . . . IF ONLY THEY’LL LOSE
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BABIES ARE BOOMING
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`CORPORATE RELO’ HOUSES ARE HOT ITEMS FOR BUYERS, GOOD VALUE FOR SELLERS
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BOYS BASKETBALL
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SPLAT!
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PRESIDENT OF ASSOCIATION UNLIKELY CANDIDATE FOR JAIL
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LIBRARY IS THE STAGE FOR PLAYBOY BATTLE
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KURLAND, ST. PAT ARE INSEPARABLE
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OFF-DUTY PRISON GUARD DIES IN TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
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BE PREPARED
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ROLE MODELERS
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BOYS BASKETBALL
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Q-When is it time to start vegetable…
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AGE GAP, NOT JUST STORES, NEEDS CLOSING
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CLINTON’S CIA CHOICE FACES TANGLED MISSION
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West Suburban Gold meet-Willowbrook carried a 5-0…
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GUESS WHO GETS DUMPED ON IN THE ANTI-DUMPING EFFORT?
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BARRINGTON’S AFFLUENCE ISN’T A BARRIER TO GANGS
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NEW EDITOR
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HERE’S THE INFO ON ISRAEL TAPES
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WEEKEND OF VICTORIES FOR MARSHALL
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GRAB YOUR BLANKY AND NAP YOUR WAY TO THE TOP
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VINTAGE TRACTORS KEEP MARKING THE MONTHS
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TO ADD PROMISE TO A VALENTINE HAVE IT POSTMARKED IN FIDELITY
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A HOME FOR THE ORCHESTRA
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CURRY YOUR FRIENDS’ FAVOR WITH AN INVITATION FOR DINNER AT HOME: IT’S SIMPLE AND SATISFYING
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CEASE-FIRE IN THE WAR OVER GAYS
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BIT OF MONTICELLO?
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JOB-CREATION AGENCY GIVES PEACE A CHANCE
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WHEEZING, OR JUST THE SOUND OF A CONTENTED ANIMAL?
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CHEAP SHOOTS
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PENTAGON STUDY ORDERED ON DEALING WITH GAYS IN MILITARY
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ADVICE TO SEARS: SHED `ELASTIC PANTS’ IMAGE
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IN FIRST 10 DAYS, CLINTON FINDS FOOTING SLIPPERY
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READERS ARE UNANIMOUS: JACKIE, FORGET ABOUT LARS
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TILL YOU DROP
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BUILDING WITH A HISTORY ESCAPES WRECKING BALL
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WISCONSIN’S OTHER BREW
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CALL TO ARMS
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SNOWBRRRRRRDS
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ANTARCTIC INTERRUPTION
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TWO FUNERALS, TWO FRIENDS, KINDRED SPIRITS
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Daley newsWord is Rich Daley respects Clinton…
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CRUNCHING THE NUMBERS
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BAD NEWS DOESN’T SEEM TO HIT REGIONAL MALLS
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MAN, 23, KILLED IN SHOOTING NEAR SKATING RINK
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GETTING ORGANIZED-IT’S IN THE BAG
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BULLS’ MALAISE WEIGHING HEAVILY ON JORDAN
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CHEAP SHOOTS
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People”I love clean guys with a nice…
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WISCONSIN’S OTHER BREW
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ARCHETYPAL FOLKSINGER
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His story adds up: Question No. 1:…
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VOLUNTEERS DEDICATED TO TEACHING READING SKILLS CELEBRATE MERGER
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AN END TO TWO ERAS
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ENBERG STILL WAITING FOR HIS BROADCASTING `MOMENT’
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BRUCE DUMONT.
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FARE HIKE GREETS CTA RIDERS MONDAY
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BOWLING FOR FUN AND PROFIT
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TO IDENTIFY DISABILITIES, HOSPITALS TRY STICKERS
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THE `CORPORAL KLINGER’ EFFECT
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THE LION MAY SLEEP TONIGHT, BUT THE READERS ARE RESTLESS
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RUKN PROSECUTORS CLARIFY PORN MEMO
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CHILD MOLESTER HELD IN ASSAULT ON 3RD GIRL
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A homelike atmosphere: St. James Hospital in…
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THERE’S FUNNY BUSINESS GOING ON
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GOOD RESULTS FOR A GOOD CAUSE
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THE KID’S ALL RIGHT
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PERFORMERS SALUTE TRADITIONS AND A SIGNIFICANT POET
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FLOOR ART
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A special time of yearHaving read and…
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BOYS BASKETBALL
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BELIEF `CHASM’
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A SHAPE OF A SEARS TO COME
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`NEVER’ CHARMS IN REVIVAL
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THE ENDURING LIGHT OF FANNIE LOU HAMER
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WASH CYCLE
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ATHEIST DOESN’T HAVE A PRAYER WITH ANN
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CHESTER A. MICHALIK
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Kojak Fuller iced his bruised knee and…
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HUNTER THOMPSON: EATEN ALIVE BY AN IMAGE
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Put it in writing: Four years ago…
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ONCE-TRENDY MALL MARKETING DOWNSCALE
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ANGER
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ONE WONDERS IF WAYNE’S WORLD IS FALLING APART
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THE MEDICAID GAME
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BEREAVED PARENTS FIND COMPASSION IN TRAGIC TIMES
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Not only is Elvis dead, he’s been…
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AMISH APPEAL
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FROM 2 GOOD FITS COME 2 GOOD ALBUMS
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SUPERSTORES’ USE SPACE TO KILL THE COMPETITION
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GOODBYE, `GIRL’
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CHASING A TALE
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IN THE LONGEVITY GAME, THE SCORE IS FEMALES 6, MALES 0
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CHILDREN OF DIVORCE
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HIGH-END RENTALS FEELING NO MARKET SLUMP
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VATICAN FOLLIES
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BE PREPARED
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KENNETH GABURO; EXPLORED LANGUAGE AS MUSIC
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CANCUN CAN PARTY
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OUTSIDERS LOOKING SOUTH
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A NEW GENERATION OF ISSUES
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STORM TROOPERS
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IF YOU’RE SERIOUS ABOUT COLLECTING, HERE’S SOME HELP
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ON THE BRINK
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CLEVELAND ST. SHOWS UIC WHO’S BOSS
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IT’S THE PERFECT WEEK TO BURY THOSE GRUDGES
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NEW FISHING PINS CAN CAP FINE OUTING
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MARLINS FORCED TO REBOUND FROM BIGGEST LOSS BEFORE SEASON EVEN BEGINS
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14-YEAR-OLD ADMITS TAMPERING WITH TRAIN
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THE NAME IS KRAMER
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A CAUTIONARY TALE FOR CONGRESSIONAL ATTACKERS OF FED’S SEMI-INDEPENDENCE
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BRA-BURNING AND OTHER MYTHS
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AMERICAN PORTRAITS
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AVOIDING TRAFFIC DELAYS IN MIAMI
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IMSA 31, Leland 29-Karen Rakers hit her…
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SOMALIS HAVE THEIR DAY IN COURT TO GET U.S. PAYMENT FOR DAMAGES
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MAN KILLED IN HOUSE FIRE
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ON THE AIR
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EDUCATING KIDS IS THE KEY TO SAFER SLED OPERATION
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NEW ATTACK CUTS BALKAN PEACE HOPES
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A WINNER IN ANY TALENT SEARCH
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Blue Autumn (Nat Adderley Quintet, Evidence).The best…
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Paganini: 24 Caprices, transcribed for guitar by…
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COMMUNITY SERVICE, THE FINAL FRONTIER FOR THE KLINGON FLEET
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TWO-STROKE ENGINES STILL SEEK SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS
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GETTING A GRIP ON WINTER DRIVING
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BIG SUR’S ADULT HIDEAWAY
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SNOW HELPS POWER SNAP THREE-WEEK HIATUS
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MALONE SAID HE’D KILL ME: EX-WIFE
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CHILDREN OF DIVORCE
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TOO MANY TOPICS
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MORTGAGE RATES STILL SLIDING
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GOOD FOOD AND ELEGANCE MAKE CHRIS’ A REAL TREAT
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TIPS FOR TIPPING FOR TRAVELERS
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BLASTS FROM THE PAST
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JAZZ STRUGGLING TO GET BACK IN TUNE
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AN ARSENAL OF ART
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CHILDREN OF DIVORCE
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Incredible Victory: The Battle of Midway, by…
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OLDS REWRITING DEALER STRATEGY
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2 PROSPECTS LEARN LAS VEGAS A GAMBLE
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A CRASH COURSE IN COLLISIONS
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MORE JEWELS IN THE CROWN
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NEW BOEING JET
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KOSS PRODUCES
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GIVE THE BOSNIANS WHAT THEY NEED TO DEFEND THEMSELVES
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IRVIN CONTINUES TO ELUDE TROUBLESOME OPPOSITION
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A FEW DESIGN CUES
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L.A. PUT ON EDGE AS NEW KING TRIAL NEARS
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PLENTY OF CHANGES
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LANDLORD WINS IN STATE SUIT ON ASBESTOS CONTAMINATION
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HAGGIS ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE
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A real MVP: It doesn’t carry the…
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INDIANA TEACHES NU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE RATED ALMOST NO. 1
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FOLLOW THE RULES TO THE HOME-OFFICE TAX BREAK
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SLEEK AT SEA
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SUPER BOWL SUNDAY IS PERFECT TIME TO DRAW UP A PLAYBOOK FOR SPRING STRATEGIES
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PULFORD WOULD DERAIL PENGUINS’ NORRIS MOVE WITH PLEASURE
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PARTY SPOT
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WANT TO BE INVALUABLE? ESTABLISH CREDIBILITY
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BRITISH GAYS HOPE U.S. MOVE LEADS LONDON TO SIMILAR ACTION
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RECALL NOTICES
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THE BURNED BEGGAR: NOT A HAPPY ENDING
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CLINTON AWAKENING ECHOES OF MONDALE, MCGOVERN ERA
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CLEAN, GREEN AND NO STARCH, PLEASE
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SLICK WILLIE NO MORE
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25 YEARS LATER, VIETNAM VETERANS RECALL PAIN OF TET OFFENSIVE
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AMERICA’S SYMBOL WINTERS IN THE QUAD CITIES
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WORKING WITHOUT A LIMIT
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RODEO RIDES TALL IN ISUZU SADDLE
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BLACK HERITAGE SERIES HONORS CHICAGO CHEMIST
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JERZY KOSINSKI’S ULTIMATE GESTURES
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William Alwyn: Symphony No. 1; Symphony No….
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BABIES ARE BOOMING
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HIS WORD WAS GOSPEL
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In some articles about the Jan. 8…
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DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
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Scar Lover, by Harry Crews (Simon &…
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4 CHAPLAINS’ SELF-SACRIFICE ON SINKING TROOP SHIP TO BE REMEMBERED
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SCHOTT’S PENANCE DRIVE LIKELY TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE
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DREAMS NEVER DIE ON THE OLD RELIABLE
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GAME COULD SECURE PLACE IN HISTORY
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A GIFT ENCHANTS THE INNER CHILD IN GRANDMA
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HALL MERELY A MARK OF PAYTON FAME
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HOT TIMES IN THE SAND AND SNOW
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BE PREPARED
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A COUPLE OF REAL LIFESAVERS
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SIX-COURSE SKIING
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OGILVY WAITS, WONDERS: CAN IT STILL COUNT ON SEARS ACCOUNT?
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OLD-FASHIONED ENDEARMENTS FOR VALENTINE’S DAY
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WANNSTEDT THEORY: WE RATHER THAN ME