Age: 27.
Birthplace: Lynwood, Calif.
Occupation: Comedian.
Real name: Alfred Matthew Yankovic.
Current home: Los Angeles.
Marital status: Single.
Working on: A long-form video, ”The Compleat Al,” and a book, ”The Authorized Al.”
The last good movie I saw was: ”Pee Wee`s Big Adventure.”
Favorite pigout food: Broccoli sandwiches.
Favorite childhood memory: The smell of tamale pie wafting through the living room before dinner.
Personal heroes: Spiderman and the Incredible Hulk.
Every New Year`s I resolve: To make the world safe for democracy.
Nobody knows I`m: Actually a 60-year-old woman.
I wish I could stop: The world from rotating on its axis.
I`ve never been able to: Eat more than my weight in peanut butter.
I`d give anything to meet: The man who invented the zip-lock bag.
I hope I never have to: Swallow hot coals.
If I had a child, I`d want to teach him: To never trust a naked bus driver.
A really great evening to me is: One that`s not too chilly, not too humid.
The one thing I can`t stand in people is: Homicidal tendencies.
People who knew me in high school thought I was: A god out of Greek mythology.
My most irrational act: Filling my bathroom with boysenberry yogurt. Looking back, it makes sense.
My most irrational fear: The silverware in my kitchen trying to kill me.
The best time of my life: Ten minutes ago. I had a really good patty melt.
My friends like me because: I don`t drool a lot.
The one thing everbody`s tried but me is: Watching ”Dynasty.”
