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Watch out, Iceland, the liberals are coming! Not right away, of course. First, there`s South Africa to be purified; its enlightened, one-party, Leninist corpse yet to be hung next to that of Rhodesia.

Sorry, Iceland, your crimes are many: 100 percent white, 98 percent Protestant; and doors closed to immigration–an image of de facto racism in the pupil of any wild eyed leftist.

And, worse yet, you`re a valuable strategic ally of the United States.

So shape up, you folks in Reykjavik, while there`s still time. Get your racial, ethnic and religious quotas in order. You can`t be our friend if you`re not as perfect as we are.