SARGE: Take these antipersonnel weapons and plastic explosives and deliver them to Agent Who.
AGENT: Who`s a terrorist.
SARGE: No, Who is a contra guerrilla trying to overthrow the Nicaraguan government, so he`s a freedom fighter.
AGENT: What?
SARGE: No, Comrade What is an African National Congress guerrilla fighting the government of South Africa, so he`s a terrorist.
AGENT: Who?
SARGE: No, not Who, What. What`s a terrorist, Who`s a freedom fighter.
AGENT: That`s what I`m trying to find out! Wait a minute! If Who is a freedom fighter and he disrupts the government and attacks innocent people, then what`s a terrorist?
SARGE: Exactly!
AGENT: Exactly what?!
SARGE: Yes!
AGENT: All right! Let me put it like this: The South African government imprisons people without trial, censors the press and denies basic rights to five-sixths of the people in the country, right?
SARGE: Right.
AGENT: If What is opposing that government, then who`s the freedom fighter?
SARGE: Now you got it!
AGENT: No I don`t! Tell me this: If Who and What are both guerrillas trying to overthrow their respective governments, why are we supporting one and not the other?
SARGE: I don`t know.
AGENT: If you don`t know, then we shouldn`t be sending them weapons!
SARGE: No, no. ”I Don`t Know” is the code name for President Reagan.
