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This is what one playgoer told us in a theater lobby:
”I always will have two drinks before I see a play. I think it relaxes me to the point where I will be able to understand certain nuances. I figure most playwrights drink and so . . . .”
We thought this was idiotic and told the fellow so.
”Why?” he said. ”What`s the point of having a clear head if the play wasn`t written with one?”
Instead of yelling, we walked away.
”You don`t think you need a few drinks before `Long Day`s Journey . . .`? Before `Hamlet`? Before . . . ,” he shouted after us, his voice blissfully fading.
