”You can`t say to a wolf, `We`re paying you this money; get out here on cue.` ”
-Ethan Hawke, star of the film ”White Fang,” on the frustations of working with animal co-stars.
”When you have no women, no cars and no booze, criminal cases drop through the floor.”
-Maj. Chip Luckey of the 82nd Airborne Division`s legal center, who says its soldiers get into far less trouble in Saudi Arabia than at home.
”A couple of people have said, `I don`t approve.` I say, `Too bad.` I don`t get into discussions about it. I`m warm, they`re cold, too bad.”
-A Chicago woman on wearing her raccoon coat.
”It`s about time we got into the 20th century. There are nine years left, and we just made it.”
-South Dakotan Cleone Jensen, after a new state law permitted Sunday shopping for the first time.
”A red mist in the air.”
-A Marine`s description of what is left of a victim who steps on a shrapnel-filled U.S. land mine known as a ”Bouncing Betty.”
”I think we can all agree we`re confronting an evil man in Saddam Hussein. The best measure of just how evil he`s perceived to be is this: When was the last time you heard anyone say the name John Sununu?”
-Humorist Dave Barry.
