”The reason lawyers are pompous and pretentious is that they`ve never had any role models for being unpompous and unpretentious.”
-Judge Richard Neely of West Virginia`s Supreme Court of Appeals, whose ads for law clerks say ”America`s dumbest and laziest judge seeks a bright person to keep him from looking stupid.”
”This will be an open camp. Everybody is welcome. Well, not somebody like the Anti-Defamation League.”
-Thom Robb, grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, on his planned resort in Arkansas, which will also serve as national headquarters for the group.
”I may go see `Backdraft` again just to see Chicago, because the way things are going down here, I may never see it again.”
-Illinois State Sen. Judy Baar Topinka (R.-Riverside), on the extended legislative session.
”It`s only about 35 Miller Lites and two cheeseburgers.”
-An anonymous state legislator, on the $77 lawmakers get for every day the Illinois General Assembly remains in session.
