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“Normally, a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich.”
-Sen. Charles Robb (D-Va.), expressing surprise that a grand jury refused to indict him on charges of conspiring to release a secretly recorded tape of a phone call by his political rival, Virginia Gov. Douglas Wilder.
“Wearing a flak vest only makes you realize how much of a man there is besides his middle. The areas of my body that I like the best weren’t covered at all.”
-Journalist and humorist P.J. O’Rourke, on a recent visit to cover the Yugoslavian civil war for Rolling Stone magazine.
