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Whenever the president succeeds in cutting, at least by half, the obscene agricultural programs, the bloated government pension plans, the foreign aid and military ventures, the thieving pork-barrel swindles of those venal congressional partners in crime, contact us again about the need for sacrifices in Social Security and Medicare. It’s possible you might find a more receptive audience.

In the meantime, quit talking to us as if we were a bunch of simpletons!